phalaphobia

Fear of a boner.

*Wake up with a morning wood...*
"Ahhh What the fuck?! Holy shit!!.."
*The man saw his own boner.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by Vanguard September 12, 2003

Phobophobiaphobia

the act of being afraid of the fear of getting scared

Jared got phobophobiaphobia again yesterday.

by imafuckincunt May 28, 2020

Phallophobia

the fear of a penis; to fear a erect or even a non-erect penis

Sorry I have a phallophobia, so keep it way.

by Dsmart July 15, 2007

Phonophobia

The phobia or fear of loud noises. This case is extremely rare and affects 1 in 6.5 of adults

Alexa: hey are you scared of fireworks

Keira: yea I have phonophobia

by Keiradahuman November 5, 2019

Phobophobia

A fear of fear itself. A real phobia.

Bob had Phobophobia, so when he found out, he entered a comatose state and imploded into a black hole

by Supertrain12 December 20, 2019

Philophobia

Fear of being in love.

X: "Man, have you seen what people do when they're in love? They do all sorts of stupid, embarrassing stuff usually for no reason what-so-ever. People who are scared of being in love are not strange at all, they're just sensible."
Y: Oh...Sure! They have Philophobia."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Philophobia

(noun) A fear of being in love or falling in love. Usually because of past relationships or family issues.

Sally: I don't think we should hang out anymore.
Bobby: Why not?
Sally: I have philophobia.

by qwertypeach August 8, 2010