Peeing on my peeny

Its when you gotta piss so bad you pee on your penis. For males only.

I gotta pee dude..

How much?

Like peeing on my peeny much.

by Clappedmatt December 29, 2020

Peeny

A Peeny (slang for penis) becomes an affectionate term for a friend who's behaviour is similar to that or both a flaccid or erect penis. At times they are floppy, funky and silly, and at other times strong and direct.

'Oh Becky, that funky chicken dance makes you seem like a real Peeny!'

by Cocodamol March 18, 2019

Pewny Penis

The most disappointing kind of penis. Usually discovered while you're under the influence of alcohol because the guy that has it wants to bang you but doesn't want you to notice that he has a micro dick so he gets you well inebriated before he jumps your fine bones. This man is usually pretty attractive and has a huge personality to make up for his unfortunately small weenis.

....So, this guy was rockin my world until I realized what a PEWNY PENIS he had...I was like, "is that your pinky?"

by Twinky69 January 15, 2011

peeny weeny

A little small dinky so small that even Shonna as a junior in high school will laugh at the small peeny weeny. Shonna likes all dick but even a peeny weeny will make her laugh out loud.

Shonna typically liked to date guys with big dicks, so she couldn't help but laugh so hard when she saw that Nathan had a peeny weeny. It was so small she had to tell all of the girls in student council. Then Courtney was so curious she went on a date with Nathan so she could see if his peeny weeny was really as small as Shonna said. Courtney found out that Nathan's dick was really peeny weeny but she had to suck it because she agreed to go on the date. Courtney ended up having a crush on Nathan so she sucked his peeny weeny every weekend for her entire junior year in high school. She had fun though, and so did Nathan. Every girl knew his dick was small, though, and his nickname became peeny weeny!

by brad1256 January 20, 2014

peenywaker

They like to make people hard

Shes a true peenywaker

by CHICKSWITHDICKS21 April 20, 2018

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny

Peeny weeny feeny teeny is a peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused for a vagina or a buttox.

That guy bailey hasn't got a peeny weeny, he's got a peeny weeny feeny teeny.

by PeenyWeenyFeenyTeeny November 13, 2020

Peeny Dinker

A small penis.

Mary was very sad when she found out that Brad had a peeny dinker.

by Monkeypox69 September 21, 2009