A turd nugget hanging off the ass of Florida. Not to be mistaken with St. Petersburg, Russia or some holy religious gas bag named Saint Petersburg that the two citys are respectively named after.
St. Petersburg, FL is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed? We're also home to some of the worst drivers in the world.. I've already been in three car accidents and I've been driving for two days.
Us inhabitants of St. Pete.. on a daily basis to kill the boredom.. tend to drink too much, ingest handfulls of shrooms we find in crap fields outside of tampa, sniff glue, inhale dust-off, suck the CO2 out of whip cream cans, snort anything that looks like a pill and smoke pounds of dirty garbage weed.
For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" on a Friday night to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side or west side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.
Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the retail store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.
Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get out of this hell hole.
St. Petersburg, FL is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed? We're also home to some of the worst drivers in the world.. I've already been in three car accidents and I've been driving for two days.
Us inhabitants of St. Pete.. on a daily basis to kill the boredom.. tend to drink too much, ingest handfulls of shrooms we find in crap fields outside of tampa, sniff glue, inhale dust-off, suck the CO2 out of whip cream cans, snort anything that looks like a pill and smoke pounds of dirty garbage weed.
For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" on a Friday night to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side or west side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.
Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the retail store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.
Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get out of this hell hole.
Family on Vacation: "YAY! We're going to FLORIDA!"
'Family on vacation arriving in Florida'
Family on vacation, finally in St. Petersburg:"Wow, this place blows more than Canada.."
'Family on vacation arriving in Florida'
Family on vacation, finally in St. Petersburg:"Wow, this place blows more than Canada.."
by Some guy who lives here April 20, 2008
The act of standing in an alley at night, waiting for a defenseless young blonde girl to come walking by, then proceeding to anally rape her while chanting "for mother Russia!"
I was walking through Harlem the other night when I was assaulted and got a St. Petersburg Surprise.
by incarcerator February 26, 2014
When you shit in one hand and then fist someone in the ass with it, while reaching around and pouring vodka in their mouth with your other hand
I just shit in my hand and am feeling kinda turned on by it, I might offer someone a Saint Petersburg Pump Trolley.
by Thugnanimous April 15, 2021
1: A city in Florida where everyone thinks they're the shit and that there's no city that's better than st.pete
2: A city in Florida to go to if you want to get fucked up by a 6 year old and their gang
3: A city in Florida that has some of the rudest people, and the worst weed.
2: A city in Florida to go to if you want to get fucked up by a 6 year old and their gang
3: A city in Florida that has some of the rudest people, and the worst weed.
Me: Hey, you want to go to Saint Petersburg?
Friend: Oh, I love Russia!
Me: No dumbass, Saint Petersburg Florida
Friend: Oh, the place with all those assholes?
Friend: Oh, I love Russia!
Me: No dumbass, Saint Petersburg Florida
Friend: Oh, the place with all those assholes?
by ynjfyj June 22, 2021
by Mr T Roll November 15, 2019