Peter Parker

Whos petter parker?

Bob: Why is everyone asking about peter parker

Jerry: Who even is that?

by FruitBatz March 19, 2022

Peter Parker

The sexiest bitch to walk this planet.

Peter Parker? Oh yh, he’s sexy.

by plskillmenow May 15, 2021

Peter Parker

A man who has parked (not driven) his penis for a very long time.

Jack Hoffa is definitely a Peter Parker. He hasn't fucked a woman for 7 years!

by Dr. Roger Hans, urologist May 30, 2006

Peter Parker

A man blows his load up someone's ass, and then forces them to squirt it back out. This is all done in front of the american flag.

Tim gave Vicki a Peter Parker. It was not a pretty sight.

by TheMungDugglers February 27, 2010

Peter Parker

The act of using the ugly girl to manipulate your way into relationships with her hot friends.

Guy 1: Man, why are you even dating that ugly skeezer?
Guy 2: Dude, i'm using her to get to her hott friends.
Guy 1: Really?
Guy 2: Yes. Peter Parker baby!

by FINEST187 May 8, 2008

Peter Parkered

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.

"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."

by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014

peter parker

he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!

Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.

by World Domination February 9, 2005