Peter Parker

An unkown person

Person 1: "Omg, its Peter Parker!"
Person 2: "Who's that?"

by Itsbritneyb!tches April 01, 2022

Peter Parker

Whos petter parker?

Bob: Why is everyone asking about peter parker

Jerry: Who even is that?

by FruitBatz March 19, 2022

Peter Parker

A man who has parked (not driven) his penis for a very long time.

Jack Hoffa is definitely a Peter Parker. He hasn't fucked a woman for 7 years!

by Dr. Roger Hans, urologist May 26, 2006

Peter Parker

A man blows his load up someone's ass, and then forces them to squirt it back out. This is all done in front of the american flag.

Tim gave Vicki a Peter Parker. It was not a pretty sight.

by TheMungDugglers February 28, 2010

Peter Parker

The act of using the ugly girl to manipulate your way into relationships with her hot friends.

Guy 1: Man, why are you even dating that ugly skeezer?
Guy 2: Dude, i'm using her to get to her hott friends.
Guy 1: Really?
Guy 2: Yes. Peter Parker baby!

by FINEST187 May 08, 2008

Peter Parkered

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.

"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."

by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014

peter parker

he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!

Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.

by World Domination February 10, 2005