Asian persuasion

The spell cast upon an individual in love with members of the Asian race.

ahhhh, that tina, she's under the asian persuasion...

by tina! May 10, 2005

Asian persuasion

When someone is particularly attracted to asian people

‘Yo, Julia is always dating asian guys, she’s definitely got some asian persuasion’

by Steviewonderifhesblind July 31, 2019

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003

Percussive Maintenance

This is the fine art of whacking, throwing, smashing or banging the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The dvd player kept skipping so I fixed it with some percussive maintenance.

by richkjak December 28, 2009

Percussive Maintenance

The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.

*BAM BAM BAM BAM*

"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."

by Nemephosis July 28, 2013

Pussuasive

To persuade someone, most often through the use of pussy as a resource.

E.G. Always the pussuasive type, Dina easily convinced Chris to leave his own housewarming party and head to her place in Queens.

by Sheree Willett December 22, 2008

person of the pasty persuasion

a white person; a cracker.

Q: What do you call one person of the pasty persuasion with 5 black guys?

A: A basketball coach.

by Nick D April 24, 2003