perpetual laziness

a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.

Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."

by BirdWiththeWord November 25, 2011

Perpetual Bullshit

Attempting to endure an entire match of Big team Splockets on Halo 3.

This game of Splockets is such Perpetual Bullshit, why in Gods

name does it go to 100?

by Bryan&Bryan June 28, 2010

Perpetual Ejaculation

a nut that never ends

"im sorry sir but you are prone to Perpetual Ejaculation Syndrome"

by truegrit__ May 7, 2020

perpetual bliss

infinite happiness

forever happy

a feeling of delight for a long amount of time

When Jen was around Derek she felt perpetual bliss.

by i can't find a name April 27, 2007

perpetually fucked

the act of being fucked by life despite desperate attempts to try again and make things go your way

friend: "how did that interview go dude?"
you: "horrible man I'm just perpetually fucked"

by ghost is the shit December 27, 2014

Perpetual Motionlessness

Something that keeps on never moving.

My brother is so lazy, he is just full of perpetual motionlessness.

by DJ Slamm November 26, 2005

perpetual nut

1. When you nut but it never stops.

2. The act of ejaculating non-stop, for the rest of your existence.

"Someone please help, I just had an amazing j.o session, but now I'm experiencing a perpetual nut."

by Vex977 May 28, 2019