Perpetual Bullshit

Attempting to endure an entire match of Big team Splockets on Halo 3.

This game of Splockets is such Perpetual Bullshit, why in Gods

name does it go to 100?

by Bryan&Bryan June 26, 2010

perpetual laziness

a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.

Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."

by BirdWiththeWord November 26, 2011

Perpetual Ejaculation

a nut that never ends

"im sorry sir but you are prone to Perpetual Ejaculation Syndrome"

by truegrit__ May 08, 2020

perpetual bliss

infinite happiness

forever happy

a feeling of delight for a long amount of time

When Jen was around Derek she felt perpetual bliss.

by i can't find a name April 19, 2007

perpetually fucked

the act of being fucked by life despite desperate attempts to try again and make things go your way

friend: "how did that interview go dude?"
you: "horrible man I'm just perpetually fucked"

by ghost is the shit December 27, 2014

Perpetual Motionlessness

Something that keeps on never moving.

My brother is so lazy, he is just full of perpetual motionlessness.

by DJ Slamm November 25, 2005

Perpetual Stupidity

Upon committing an act that is deemed stupid, the likelihood of committing another stupid act shortly after is significantly more probable.

Person A: Wow, Bobby sure seems like a complete retard… is he always like that?

Person B: Nah, he’s just going through perpetual stupidity, he’ll snap out of it soon… I hope.

by JakeHasUD January 13, 2022