Pinkaholic

Someone obsessed with the color pink. Or possibly some other weird definition about being high.

LLOOOOLLLZZZ I <333 THE COLOR PIIIINKKKKK <3 <3

Wow, you're a real pinkaholic O.o

by Pinkaholic May 22, 2011

purpaholic

1. a person who is addicted to purple

2. a person who is in love with purple

3. a person who prefers to die without seeing purple

4. often associated with emo

5. included in the family of lavender, lilac and violet

there's a girl wearing purple shirt and purple pants, purple shoes with purple backpack, wearing purple shades with purple lipstick chewing a purple bubblegum while crossing the street.

person 1: damn, lots of purple. what a purple girl!

person 2: no dude, she's not a purple girl rather ...a purpaholic girl.

by misscongeniality March 6, 2009

portaholic

A portaholic is a person who instead of peeing in the woods would prefer to pee in port-a-potties. If a there are woods the same distance away as the port-a-potty the portaholic would always choose a port-a-potty.

(after seeing his friend walk out of a port-a-potty surrounded by woods) "Gosh Reggie your such a portaholic"

by beastmonkey1000 March 23, 2013

pornaholic

A person who wants to quit watching porn and/or messing around but doesn't know how to.

1) My friend is a pornaholic, I am sure he would love your new book.

2) I was a pornaholic for ten years before I was saved by Jesus Christ.

by Syd86 June 22, 2012

Porkaholic

A person with a particular penchant for pork and pork products, especially sausages.

sausages are my favourite. i am SUCH a porkaholic

by ShameelH December 11, 2009

Jerkaholic

A person who works exceptionally hard to prove they are better than everyone else. Steals and plagiarizes religiously from everyone around them. If they are on-line, they will carefully craft their profile to prove they are superior, with many timely shots of their expensive and cliched vacation spots.

A consummate fake who does not believe a word who comes out of his mouth.

Hates anyone with a talent they don't posses. Secretly despises everyone and wants to become ruler overlord of the world; should be avoided at all costs.

I have to get away from that jerkaholic; he's stealing my soul!

by Captain Ahab the 14th October 22, 2014

Raging Persiholic

A man in his early 30's who drinks him self stupid, and turns into a complete butt fucker when he is wasted. Instantly turning into a giant shit talking Teletubby.

Dumb ass drank a whole bottle of Comfort and now he is flapping his cock holster at everyone. What a fucking Raging Persiholic.

by Cumbo Slice October 8, 2010