by tina! May 10, 2005
Get the Asian persuasion mug.That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".
Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...
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by Steviewonderifhesblind July 31, 2019
Get the Asian persuasion mug.The term "persuaded with some Benjamins" refers to bribery. If someone was "persuaded with some Bejamins" he or she accepted a bribe.
Jack: "Remember that robbery I botched last month?"
Sam: "Yeah. Did the Judge throw the book at you?"
Jack: "No. The judge was easily "persuaded with some
Benjamins." I just got a slap on the wrist."
Sam: "Wow, that's the Criminal Justice System at its finest..."
Moral of the story: A judge was "persuaded with some Benjamins" to give the defendant a lighter sentence.
Sam: "Yeah. Did the Judge throw the book at you?"
Jack: "No. The judge was easily "persuaded with some
Benjamins." I just got a slap on the wrist."
Sam: "Wow, that's the Criminal Justice System at its finest..."
Moral of the story: A judge was "persuaded with some Benjamins" to give the defendant a lighter sentence.
by Alias1989 October 27, 2011
Get the Persuaded with some Benjamins mug.The act of hiding your boner between your underwear and your belly so that it faces up 180 degrees, maintaining stealth. The head of the penis sticks out of the pants but is masked by the underwear, jeans, shorts, and/or shirt emulating a periscope. Using the periscope allows you to do everyday activities, while walking around with a massive errection. (for best results use with belt)
I felt nervous to solve the math equation in front of the class, but then I just used the periscope.
I hope parents don't get the wrong idea when I am at the daycare with my raging hard-on, thank God my step-dad taught me the periscope.
I hope parents don't get the wrong idea when I am at the daycare with my raging hard-on, thank God my step-dad taught me the periscope.
by John Paul VII August 26, 2012
Get the the periscope mug.by ♥♡Sweetheart♡♥ December 16, 2014
Get the persuade mug.The practice of keeping your phone off or in flight mode most of the day to save battery and only turning it on briefly every now and then to check your messages, missed calls, fantasy football points, the football scores etc.
Like a WW2 submarine; coming up periodically to check their position and take on fresh air before going deep to avoid detection.
Like a WW2 submarine; coming up periodically to check their position and take on fresh air before going deep to avoid detection.
Jim: "Does Clive know we're headed to the Anchor, I can't hold of him? "
Greg: "He's periscoping so best just message him on Whatsapp to meet us there"
Greg: "He's periscoping so best just message him on Whatsapp to meet us there"
by Banksy1441 December 21, 2017
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