perplexing

1)a word smart people use to say "baffling" or for people with weak vocabulary: "shocking".

We have no school tomorrow, how perplexing.

by Jrididnskkaodhajaojjxjdjsjjaf January 28, 2014

Peripheral Hot

The moment when you think you see someone attractive out of the corner of your eye (the peripherals), and momentarily find them attractive before getting a better glance and realizing that they are a sub-par, or unfortunate looking individual

Inner monologue... "Ouuu damn, that guy is really hot!...oh.. oh. No wait, statement retracted, he’s just the Mexican janitor. Thought he was hot from the corner of my eye. He’s peripheral hot."

by RandySparkles February 11, 2013

periperineum

The area between the front entrance and back entrance at Nando's.

I met her in the periperineum.

by Pixman November 29, 2017

Peripheral hotness

When someone looks hot out of the corner of your eye, but as soon as you get a good look at them you realize how ugly they are.

“What do you think of that new girl in our class”
“Idk dude she’s got peripheral hotness she’s too ugly to directly look at”

by Speed-weed69 February 4, 2020

perplexual

Someone who is confused about all the -sexuals: Asexual, Bisexual, Demisexual, Grey-A, Heterosexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, etc.

Someone wrote online that they are "demisexual". I wrote that I had never heard that term; I'm perplexual.

by broknsymetry September 19, 2018

perplexing pegasus

A word used to define those who are extra stunned and somewhat lit ya know. Its like that bitch named stacey who thinks shes the shit.

Im so lit im perplexing pegasus

by Schaafer August 18, 2017

perplexed

Confused

The woman was perplexed about what to do with my huge penis

by Dirtbike rider November 1, 2013