Psychitis

A variant of psychosis. An episode of psychic inflammation. A brief if intense appearance of being totally off-the-wall psychotic.

His face reddened, his eyes and neck tendons bulging, he screamed into her astonished face, "Don't call me psychotic! Because that makes me crazy. I'm just psychitic! It's psychitis! Look it up in Urban Dictionary!"

by Monkey's Dad September 23, 2022

Perkitis

being deficient in delicious food & drink from Perk due to their elongated holiday closure. (Can only be cured when they re-open …. the condition may become less extreme when the sufferer counts down the days)

“I’m suffering from Perkitis because they are currently closed”

by UKMeanings September 10, 2023