Penis Flytrap

A V-neck shirt with four buttons down, generally worn by closet homosexuals as a mating signal.

A: I’m not sure whether he’s gay or not.
B: Dude look at him. He’s wearing a penis flytrap.

by NERDFIGHTER53 March 14, 2018

Penis Flytrap

When you don’t have access to showering/bathing for several days and the stench from your penis is enough to attract flys. With the foreskin pulled back, you can then attract a fly victim, once it lands on the stinky penis head, you can then retract the penis foreskin and in the process, effectively trapping a fly!

I haven’t shower showered in days, my penis stinks so bad I could use it as a Penis Flytrap!

by Yeahnahyeahmayte November 17, 2023

Penis Fly Trap

The event in which a man is done peeing into a urinal, then zips the tip of his penis up in his zipper, causing an excrutiating pinching pain that results in loud sreaming and cursing.

The name derives from the penis getting trapped in the fly. Hence the name penis fly trap.

(two guys standing by seperate urinals, finishing up)

Man 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Man 2:WHAT?!?!

Man 1:PENIS FLY TRAP!

Man 2:Ouch...

by iforgetmynamealot May 20, 2010

Penis Fly Trap

When a girls between your legs giving head and you're about to cum, forcefully squeeze your legs together trapping her head between your thighs and forcing her to take your jizz.

lars: "damn, that girl gave you a dirty look"
mitch: "yeah, i gave her the penis fly trap."

by Fred the Philosopher of Flavor January 13, 2008

penis fly trap

A female who tends to sleep with many men, and who may have one or more sexual diseases...

"Hey guys, did you hear? Burt slept with The Penis Fly Trap! He certainly has been where every man has been before!"

by Mogz October 16, 2005

The Penis Fly Trap

A nearly impossible sexual act, requires extreme control over prostate muscles and or involves the next stage in human evolution, when a girl is preforming oral sex on a man, the man has the tip of his penis open up like the claws on Dr. Octopus's arms, and clasp her head inside

If a girl sucks you off the wrong way, Penis Fly Trap her head to teach her a lesson

by The Bees February 18, 2005

penis fly trap

a condom with barbed "teeth" invented by Dr Sonnet Ehlers to deter and punish rapists.

the girl inserted a penis fly trap before walking through the township in case she was attacked and raped.

by noni movie August 19, 2010