Idolator of children, in a non sexual sense. Differently from the moo, the pedolator adores the children of others, because s/he does not have his or her own (yet). Pedolators believe that the fundamental philosophical truths of existence are coming from the action and comments of children. So, they adore children, they want to become teachers, camp animators, baby sitters, etc. Parenting is often the best remedy to pedolator tendancies, since pedolators are often nothing other than the unexperienced tourists of parenthood.
My baby sitter is such a pedolator. She sees in my kids more than they will ever deliver. She will loose her illusions when she will turn to a mother.
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
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Prime example,...Sonia on Eastenders...she married martin, then 'fell' for her girl friend. She has pendulam pants, swinging between both gay and straight relationships! Hence a Pendulam, swings backwards and forwards.
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Applied to naturally `enhanced` women.
Large (pendulous) breasts swinging from side to side (like a pendulum) under a loose fitting shirt giving the appearance of two kids fighting under a blanket.
An action not unlike a Newton's cradle where balls of a similar size crash into each other and bounce back.
Large (pendulous) breasts swinging from side to side (like a pendulum) under a loose fitting shirt giving the appearance of two kids fighting under a blanket.
An action not unlike a Newton's cradle where balls of a similar size crash into each other and bounce back.
by theblubster September 4, 2014
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Named after the movement from a clock pendulum.
Named after the movement from a clock pendulum.
by Levaz December 5, 2017
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Get the pendora8 mug.Lumps on the penis which don't hurt or itch amd have been verified as non cancerous.
A treat for girls. A difficult operation to remove for guys.
But it is like those lumps on vibratory so as long as it isn't cancer, just leave there for kicks and thrills.
A treat for girls. A difficult operation to remove for guys.
But it is like those lumps on vibratory so as long as it isn't cancer, just leave there for kicks and thrills.
Dude I was scared. Lumps started forming on my little man. Anyway I went to the doctor, about 3 months later because I was nervous.
They put me in an MRI , worre gloves and diagnosed it. Apparently it is 55mm platelet with 6 lumps so the doctor looked very concerned.
Got the biopsy, no cancer. Just fun lumps.
Girls are worried at first. They think they can "catch cancer". I love Girls. "Of the floor is so flat" dumber the better.
Anyway they seem to like the little lumps a lot so win/win
Penola Canka
They put me in an MRI , worre gloves and diagnosed it. Apparently it is 55mm platelet with 6 lumps so the doctor looked very concerned.
Got the biopsy, no cancer. Just fun lumps.
Girls are worried at first. They think they can "catch cancer". I love Girls. "Of the floor is so flat" dumber the better.
Anyway they seem to like the little lumps a lot so win/win
Penola Canka
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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