Pen pals with benefits

A pen pal who you are sexually involved or have romantic intentions for. The content of the letters may be conveying romantic feelings or sexual desires ("i.e. Benefits").

Johnathan and I became pen pals with benefits after our one night stand.

There was this guy who I hooked up with, and I really wished we had stayed in touch and had been pen pals with benefits.

by katielouhue December 13, 2009

Pen Pals

When you and another person fingerblast one girl each using one finger.

“Bro max and I became Jessica’s pen pals last night”

by Gifted.stankboi March 13, 2020

Pen Palationship

A somewhat wrekless and possibly ill advised online relationship between to people who can’t seem to help themselves. Only applicable between dog owners carrying out such corispondance between KS and WI. Both must be vegan and be unwilling to discuss it.

Coinage credit- Ashley Louise 1/31/18

I don’t know man.... this Pen Palationship is getting pretty intense. Guess I’m spending my weekends in Milwaukee.

by MilesDogless January 31, 2018

Penpalzone

Friendzone: "A state of being where a male inadvertently becomes a 'platonic friend' of an attractive female whom he was trying to intitate a romantic relationship."

The penpalzone is an even crueler fate. Not only does your would-be-significant-other consign you to a sad asexual existence, they also block any meetings in person to prevent any non platonic scenarios from arising, while still maintaining a "relationship" through texting or any other non-face to face communication.

If you're in the friendzone, don't complain about it or you may be relegated to the penpalzone. A life of loneliness and depression awaits you.

by Cuddlesthesexybeast September 2, 2016

Penpal

(homo amicus stylens) A species of human made nearly extinct by the advent of electronic mail, penpals communicate via the ancient art of Penmanship – the inscription of meaningful symbols on filaments of pulped wood. After their creation, these Letters would be entrusted to government officials for transportation and delivery to their intended recipient – often over great distances.

'Daddy, what's a penpal?'

'I dunno, kid. Ask me later - I'm texting Jerry in Vancouver.'

by Michael Hooper March 13, 2008

Penpal

A rare version of the human species that has not yet been sabotaged by the electronic world.

Mom: Honey what are you doing?
Daughter: Writing to my penpal
Mother: Jesus my daughter has been reincarnated from the 19th century

by JL<3 October 5, 2017

modern penpal

A friendship developed exclusively over texting, emailing or other messaging service, usually someone you've never met. (See penpal for the antiquated version.)

My modern penpal is teaching me Serbian.

by DixieBooks May 1, 2018