Wank Pellet

A name used to describe someone who is a proper time-wasting bell-end, a really useless prick.

"Dave hasn't turned up for work again, he's a proper wank pellet

by Chodenibbler May 29, 2018

fat pellet

n. Any pastry, dessert, or sugary fatty food that is eaten purely for pleasure. And nutritionally speaking will likely only contribute to increasing your body fat.

Let's stop by the bakery on the way home and grab a fat pellet.

by EpicPork December 26, 2013

man pellet

the shit that comes out of a man's asshole

Dude... that man pellet you got rid of sure is some freak-nasty shit!

by The mannerator July 29, 2009

the pellet gun

The act of putting a plastic BB in your dick tip and masterbating until you ejaculate then BB shoots straight out

JOE : Dan what did you do last night

Dan : I did the pellet gun

by Christian2833 November 2, 2017

hot pellet

When someone takes a shit in your bathroom sink.

Man, that was a great party until someone left a hot pellet in the bathroom.

by Tttrock777 March 21, 2014

salt pellet

one who talks the talk but DON'T walk the walk

d.c. was talking like he has game on the court, turns out he's just a salt pellet

by fishegg June 19, 2004

Fag Pellet

The mate that you always thought was gay but was always in denial, even though he hasnt had a girlfriend in years and loves girl magazines.

"He's obviously a Fag pellet just waiting for a bit of male action"

by MelRocks November 23, 2006