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peadophilia

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Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.
George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.
by Marcus July 29, 2004
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Dutch: When you are being unlawfully portrayed as a pedophile by Hollands one and only "pedophile hunter" Yvonne van Hertum. Any person not agreeing with the strategies or visions of this hunter is pedophilized or pedo-friend-alized, which means you are profiled as a friend of pedophiles.
I was chatting with Yvonne van Hertum, and now I am pedophilized.

Je moet oppassen met chatten, er zijn hunters die je zo pedofileren (to pedophilize).

I heard about the dutch pedophile hunters, I don't agree with their tactics. This made me a pedo-friend in their eyes, I feel pedo-friend-alized.
by Kat de Wat August 24, 2009
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Marketing Pedophilia

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Refers to how businesses use children to promote their products and services, regardless of the targeted consumers.

It's become so common that it shouldn't surprise anyone when children are used to promote sex products.
Eharmony has used children to promote there services

PUGI (the car dealer) is a very guilty culprit

Marketing Pedophilia has made advertising more unbearable, unless you're a pedophile.
by fuckub May 3, 2014
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pedophilic fishfingers

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1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.
Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!
by simon94 June 16, 2010
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pedophilistic

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pedophileistic. pedophilistic is when someone is a pedophile, but may be too young, so you would call them pedophilistic.
look at him, what a pedophile
‘mate he’s 15, he’s just being pedophilistic’
by Jess Ann Long February 18, 2021
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Pedophilia

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An adult or teenager who is simply sexually attracted to a child. see child

Not to be confused with molestor rapist or sexual assault which are separate but can be linked to the above if the pedophile acts on their desires. Sometimes also referred to as nonce

Unlike ephebophilia it is classed as a mental disorder
John: did you see the papers today? some teacher in a primary school was rubbing himself whilst looking up the girls skirts
Dave: wtf? omg what a sick pedo!
John: yeah I hate pedophilia
by FreeSpeechWarrior March 5, 2017
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pedophiliaphobia

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Pizzagate is pedophiliaphobia.
by Panzer Division Marduk March 10, 2017
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