Pearls of Pleasure

Anal beads that can be found in ones home. Specifically ones bedside dresser.

Hey do you have any pearls of pleasure? Yes! I keep them at home in my bedside dresser.

by YouAreHome March 24, 2022

Pearls Jamed

This is result of recently attending a Pearl Jam concert.

Hey Brad, did you get your Pearls Jamed this weekend?? Yea kick ass concert!!!

by doc hargrove October 17, 2008

pearls of pleasure

anal beads

after a long hard day jim came home and used his pearls of pleasure

by smallips March 24, 2022

Pearls Before Swine

An animated series about a guy named Martin Partin, his idiotic friend named Ronald, and a talking pig.

Pearls Before Swine is the worst show on television

by IntergalactalEnergy February 13, 2023

melting pearls on my tummy

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

by tibu March 9, 2012

Melting Pearls

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.

I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.

by Starxy June 14, 2015

Musky Pearls

musky pearls are basically slng for a man testicles.however musky pearls refers more to the smell of a mans balls,musky is the natural smell a man gives off which is doubled ten fold in his pants as thye are usually stuffed in a tight pair of cotton briefs.pearls is juxtaposition to the negative "musky" putting a positive onto a negative presenting the idea mens balls are both bad and good.

chick 1:" i went down on my new boyfriend for the first time and he had a pair of really musky pearls"

chick 2:why do you always tell me about this shit you sick bitch"

chick 1:"...."

by Marc P November 4, 2008