Payton (Boy)

Payton (The Boy) is an amazing and athletic person who gets all the girls. He is very well known for his care of people and his enjoyment of music. He is always the brightest one in the group and he stands out in many ways. Payton finds and recognizes love and feels a strong connection to it. Payton is trustworthy and very loving to everyone

Payton (Boy) is amazing and very athletic at any sport.

by Cool young kids November 13, 2018

Patoka, Indiana

The smallest town on planet earth. Has one blinking red light. Home to biggest meth problem on earth. Makes pretty babies. Once you're in, you never leave.

Jesus, was that Patoka, Indiana we just passed?!

by kdeming1220 October 27, 2008

pantologist

A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.

My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.

by Mzttbupf May 8, 2018

Pastor Wilson

Cunnilingus that is so lit, it makes you speak in tongues and sing praises to the Lord.

My girl was acting up so I hit her with some of that Pastor Wilson last night. Now she washing, cooking, and cleaning twice a day for a nigga.

by Lick It Before You Stick It October 19, 2019

Parto

A persian name used for both girls and boys but mostly girls.. it means brightness but it s used for a really sexy and beautiful girl.

look Parto's cumin...let me fix myself,i wish she talked to me this time.
Hey,Angela you are one hip Parto!!

by Kia azad September 22, 2008

Paeton Hughes

Paeton Hughes is the president of Canada he has 3 migdet bounty hunters on his payroll...

PAETON HUGHES FOR PRESIDENT!!!

by Paeton Hughes for president :D December 9, 2019

Pastor Ted

A gay man or lesbian, usually closeted, who actively works against gay rights or supports politicians that do so. The Uncle Tom of homosexuality.

Named after megachurch leader Ted Haggard, who was infamously shown to have taken meth and received massages from a gay escort in private while denouncing the evils of homosexuality in public.

Notable Pastor Teds include Mary Cheney and reverend Haggard himself. Filthy hypocrites...

by W@tcher December 14, 2008