payroller

Worker in the busy payroll environment

I work in HR but he's a payroller.

by Jarve December 11, 2008

payroller

Someone who administrates a payroll

I work in HR but he/she's a payroller

by Jarve December 10, 2008

PaTroll

Scouting out potential posts to troll on forums and social networking sites.

PaTrolling Andrew's Formsping and Facebook.

by I like trolling. February 22, 2011

Colon Patroller

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.

Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009

Patroller

Cop car

The cops waited in the patroller.

by Steveno123455677 November 11, 2021

patrolling the high seas

This is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or high people to pass time. It involves anything from making memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. Some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that ONE cd, theorizing the flat earth, watching the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with AIDS.

Tim: Hey Jeff , what were ou doing last night
Jeff: you know just patrolling the high seas.
Tim: what the fuck we live in Iowa

Jeff: you wouldn’t understand
Tim: your being an asshole
Jeff: You’re
Tim: what
Jeff: got em’

by Liam o the meme dude January 11, 2018

Patronlet

Someone who is dependent of patrons, such as a twitch streamer, or someone from tic tok. They generally have no useful skills, and will breakdown when threatened to get a real job. They have gained popularity recently and will crash soon as well. They do not contribute to society, yet are idolized by retarded middle schoolers and creepy men.

James: "Why's she crying?"
Amanda: "She is a patronlet, and nobody donated this week."

by Zany_J December 2, 2019