Pasty

Someone acting white, stupid and not like they should; usually are called Squidward

Squidward was so pasty today he forgot how to count.

by Nick Brady March 6, 2009

Pasty

A term to describe someone or something that is extremely unfashionable.

''Mate, that shirt is a pasty''
''Have you seen TG today? He's looking like a proper pasty''

by ULC May 13, 2008

Pasty

A word used to describe a woman of reasonable attraction.
This pasty can be graded using precious metals to express the intensity of the attraction.

1.
Jim: Met some pasty at the weekend!

Chaz: sweet man! how good?

Jim: Golden at the least.

2.
"Mate, i seriously smashed platinum pasty last night!"

3.
"Golden pasty is a right dirty bitch, Fucking love it!"

4.
"I'd fucking ruin that pasty"

by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009

Pasty

An ugly fat chick with low self respect.

There's no way that pasty is comin' with us.

by Turkey_Dinner August 29, 2006

Pasty

A pasty can be used to describe something that is really unfashionable / oversized or generally rubbish. normally a shoe. Can also be used to describe a person if they are being a pasty.

Those shoes are pastys.

"Sorry mate no food allowed in the gym". "i dont have any food on me" "well what about those pastys"

Your an absolute pasty.

by Durbmiester June 8, 2010

pastie

A tassle for your nipple so you can get 'naked' but not be totally out there, but it doesn't cover very much at all.

She was not naked, she was wearing a pastie.

by Joe February 1, 2004

Pastying

the art of visiting a pasty shop to purchase pastys.
Also connected to cobbing it

Yo Alex1 you going pastying?
Sure Rob

by Ice9 April 26, 2005