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Pasquale Siano 

The best art history professor ever, mythological figure, attractive, graying hair, magnetic personality, chin in the shape of an ass, he is idolized by anna and memy, draws temples on his diary, explains reading from the book with elbows resting on the desk and in the middle of the lesson slams his hand on the desk and exclaims "basta è noioso!" He explains for 20 minutes and the rest of the hour he does nothing, laughs alone and you can make fun of him because he doesn't understand and laughs. The king of the universe,mayor of Siano (he is supposed to be so narcissistic as to call his main kingdom as himself),keeps locked up "the horse" "super t" and "mastronatale" and their shitty girls in his temple designed by himself and whips them,he has the power of teleportation,he also has a bus called "9 Siano" with destination Siano,his base,he's always everywhere,HE IS AND CAN EVERYTHING.

He is in the end the main subject of the absurd theories and mental films of her pupils Memy and Anna obsessed with hum.
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Pasquale 

A word used by engaged women in order to say they got railed by their fiancé's co-workers on his own bed.
I get married on October 9th, but Chris Rutter and I pasqualed last night while he was at work.
Pasquale by Green Pants, White Shirt September 24, 2021

Pasquale 

He only dates one girl, Maria. He’s into boys and doesn’t have any other girls. He’s trash in cod.
Pasquale is dating Maria. What a guy
Pasquale by Awesomejoe November 22, 2021

Pasquale 

Pasquale has a large dick! All the ladies want him but he refuses to be with them because he is too amazing! He is king of the drill and gets a perm every once in a while to make the ladies want him even more. He brags about his ginormous dick but is probably a virgin. He is musical person who loves to sing.
Haley: hey did you see Pasquale in those sweat pants

Federica: no why?
Haley: because his dick looked huge!

Federica: awe man I want to see it he is so hot
Pasquale by Discreetbitch November 26, 2021

Pasquallied 

When you go to order from a new restaurant on Uber only to find out that you're ordering from the mechanical pizza rat and child casino, chuck e cheese under a ghost kitchen.
Man, I almost got pasquallied. I found a new restaurant only to look at the location and see it's Chuck e. Cheese.
Pasquallied by Balial42 September 20, 2022

Pasqualed 

Being scammed, swindled, fooled, or tricked in a mischievous manor.
"That weed he sold us is terrible, we've been pasqualed!
Pasqualed by VAery February 10, 2024