The Highland-Park Job

The style of parking in which you cross in to the oncoming lane of traffic, taking up both lanes in order to park in to an angled space on the opposite side of the street in which you started.

This maneuver was popularized in but not isolated to the suburb Highland Park IL on the North Shore of Chicago.

Did you see that Shiksa steel my space with "The Highland-Park Job"

by Second Helpins December 18, 2010

Park the bike

When a female and male or male and male are sleeping in the spooning position the male parks their penis between the crack of their partners ass, similar to bicycles parked in a stand on streets

John was going to "park the bike" in linda's ass all night.

by Qparker October 14, 2008

park the car in the garage

euphemism for intercourse

Clark has not parked the car in the garage yet. He's saving it for someone he really cares about

by guess who May 20, 2004

park a tiger on the rug

A New Zealand expression for vomiting.

If you do another shot of tequila, you're going to park a tiger on the rug!

by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003

The Park

The ultimate spot to light fires, shit on the floor, whip your cock out, light off fireworks, hang with the boys, play with dildos, harass workers, draw dicks, have anal, play games, and basically do anything that's disgusting and slightly illegal with the squad.

Eric: Hey boys, wanna go to the park?
Claire: Hell yeah, I'm gonna shit in the urinal.

by Big Wang Gang 69 May 3, 2017

in-the-park homerun

Hitting all the bases and scoring on your first try.

Eric: I planned on getting to second base, but instead, I made an in-the-park homerun last night!

Parker: Fuckin' sweet bro!

by Errk XTC October 31, 2008

Taking the dog to the park

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a transexual person

There are those who enjoy taking the dog to the park
Man, Tom was so drunk last night - he took the dog to the park.

by T-Kabs April 28, 2010