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Paramoreism

The relgion that consists of worshipping the ultimate band: Paramore. This religion consists of 5 rules:
1) Paramore is the highest mortal power in existance.
2) Never use "Paramore" or the band members' names in vain.
3) All conversations can be linked back to Paramore.
4) When asked a question, Paramore is the universal answer.
5) Parahaters are allowed to be publicly ridiculed and harrassed and should be.
I just adopted the religion of Paramoreism today.

1) (pretty self explanitory)
2) Damn Paramore!
3) Parwhore 1: Hey how was the mall?
Parawhore 2: Good. (Paramore)
Parawhore 1: What did you buy?
Parawhore 2: Some pants. (Paramore)
Parawhore 1: HEY! PARAMORE ALL HAVE ORANGE PANTS!!
4) Q: How was your day? A: Paramore
5) Parahater: Paramore sux!
Parawhore 1: Well you wouldn't know good music if it sang to you!
Parawhore 2: Yeah! And you're stupid!
Parawhore 1: Go away and listen to what you call "music": The Naked Brothers Band!
by Greg Phillips January 28, 2008
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paramore

possibly the best band in the whole entire universe.
paramore is dope.
hayley williams is a hot piece of ass, kk?
by jordandda October 21, 2007
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Paramoral

When a certain act is not in accordance with morality, but neither is it wholly immoral, i.e morally gray
Making out with someone who's engaged, even though you're single, is Paramoral behaviour
by NothingToLose July 6, 2009
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Paradorn

The name of an infamous hacker, cheater. Most notorious for developing and using 'aim-bot' hack programs for the game Half-Life:Counterstrike.

The name has also been known to be used as a verb to describe a severe ammount of cheating or hacking.
"That guy got Paradorn'd right through the double doors."
by Sketchykid July 10, 2006
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Paramount

A small ghetto city located in between North Long Beach, and Compton. It is surrounded by Bellflower, Downey, and Lakewood. The city is full of paisas, wannabe cholos, and chunti's. Many of the people living in this city want it to be like Sinaloa. So you have a lot of chunti's blasting out their tacky ass corridos at the local Walmart parking lot. Then you have aging 30 year olds who like to swing by the main High School to pick up on underage girls. Wack ass city full of chunts and their fatass troll girlfriends. Also full of wannabe gangsters who think they are worth a shit. City is full of posers. Fuck Paramount.
Paramount is chunti ville.
by Fuck Paramount March 7, 2021
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parachronism

Continually being a bitch before the realization that you are one
Meng, that parachronism is ignorant of her "bitch status"
by Illey January 16, 2009
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Paramore

An amazing band from Franklin, Tennessee.
With band members Hayley Williams (vocals), Zac Farro (drums), Josh Farro (guitar), and Jeremy Davis (bass).
Paramore is one of my favirite bands.
by anonymus person April 24, 2008
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