signing the paperwork

the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation

Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.

by boustrophodonik October 4, 2010

doing the paperwork

Wiping your ass after taking a shit.

Girlfriend knocks on bathroom door: "Almost done in there?"

You: "Yep, just doing the paperwork"

by El gordo jordo January 28, 2020

The rest is just paperwork

'The rest is just paperwork' is a phrase that gained popularity in Poland in the early '90s. Though many argue over its origins, it's believed to have stemmed from the cypherpunk movement in Poland.

The expression was used as a way to defer questions and finish an uncomfortable discussion with as much ease (and class) as possible.

"There are a few technical things that must be fixed. The rest is just paperwork."

by Charlie Kowalski July 15, 2018

buried in paperwork

Jerking off for 72 hours straight Chris from Family Guy says he’s been buried in paperwork and he jerks off a lot so...
Season 5 episode 8 time he says it 18:15-18:20

If someone ask what you were doing and it was jerking off just say you were buried in paperwork no one needs to know ;)

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Angel Jose Roble's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"

Angel Jose Roble's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"

Angel Jose Roble's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Angel Jose Robles' RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"

Angel Jose Robles' RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"

Angel Jose Robles' RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Paperwalker

Someone who is certified crazy and not in a asylum.

I can't believe Lindsey isn't locked up because she is a total paperwalker.

by Irene Weez September 2, 2010