Papa John Surprise

Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.

There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!

by Tyler Rackelsauce March 13, 2008

papa john

if a guy named john has a large penis he can be called papa john

"did you sleep with john last night?"

"yes! he should be named papa john!"

by johnnyboys May 24, 2010

Papa John

Similar to "Jody"
He's the hypothetical character who is at home "taking care" of your wife/girlfriend while you are away at work or on personal business.

You've been gone from home that long? Well don't worry about her, "Papa John" is keeping your bed warm.

by BigShiggy July 6, 2006

Big Papa John

Guy who has lots of sex and rides motorbikes

Bro, you're just like "big papa john"

by lrallis May 27, 2016

The Papa John’s Word

The use of the n word in any context

I love to say The Papa John’s Word

by The_real_papa_John January 28, 2022

Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion

The best rapper in the game, spits nothing but fire bro. He murdered my 2 children in a drug induced blackout

Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion is fire as fuck bro but I'm still really sad about those kids

by Chebabyy February 8, 2021

papa john

a pizza chain that is taking the world by storm. with their bbq chicken pizza and their delicious sweet sauce. its only a matter of time before the whole world is consumed by this delicious freak of nature.

i work at papa johns, cant you tell?

by hey you November 5, 2005