Oklahoma Panhandle

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.

A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009

Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

No plan, no plot, just I'm going to kill her and when they ask me if I did it I'm going to say nope and then maybe that will work. Panhandle behavior at its finest.

by DeadInsideButStillPretty May 17, 2018

Panhandle Flapjack

The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.

I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.

by The panhandle flapjacker January 3, 2010

Panhandle Cap

Panhandle Cap, originally a fictional character created by American author Nicole Moody, is now a euphemism for a person who represents any conglomeration of rural American and Western cowboy stereotypes, typically infused with one or more of the following characteristics: 1) a distrust of modern technology, social norms and politics; 2) a tendency to mask hostilities towards certain classes with alcoholism; 3) an inability to differentiate between adults and young children in everyday conversation.

My neighbor is sort of a Panhandle Cap because he tried to give my 8-year old son a whiskey sour in exchange for playing with his toy rattlesnake.

by McGee Hotro December 14, 2008

Puerto rican panhandle

The act of cumming in the hand of a latino.

Joe got so drunk on margaritas he Puerto rican panhandled a migrant worker while leaving a tip at cozumels last night.

by Scrotto Saggins November 19, 2012

Cyber Panhandling

verb
1. To approach and beg from a friend or stranger for money on the internet via e-mail, chat rooms, Facebook or other social networks.

Cyber Panhandler: "Hey bro, rember me? You're looking good these days. I know we weren't good friends in school and I haven't talked to you or seen you in 20+ years, but could you spare like $100? I haven't gotten high in 3 days and I'm just waiting for this job to hire me this week. I'll get you back man. If not, Obama is supposed to be hooking me up real soon." (message sent using Iphone4)

Facebooker: "Cyber Panhandling? WTF!?"

by lostinamerica November 28, 2012

panhandling

Also referred to begging, sponging, spanging. Aggressive panhandling involves the solicitation of donations in an inappropriate and intimidating manner. This is not mugging, but rather a "borderline" activity which is often prohibited by law.

Etymology:
back-formation from panhandler, probably from panhandle, noun; from the extended forearm
Date:
1894

intransitive verb : to stop people on the street and ask for food or money : beg transitive verb 1 : to accost on the street and beg from 2 : to get by panhandling

"Hey did you see that bum panhandling. His sign said, 'My Father was Killed by Ninjas, Need Money for Karate lessons.' He would be better off with a bottle of Jack Daniels and vial of crack."

by cpmryan May 22, 2008