panhandle flapjack

When you're fuckin' a chick in the butt from behind and she grabs your sack-skin and uses it to rub her junk and get herself off.

That chick Bianca LOVES to give herself a Panhandle Flapjack when she's gettin' railed in the ass.

by It's me, Ryan Softer January 9, 2010

Panhandle Piledriver

A mythical exhibition wrestler hailing from Northern Texas, whose signature move is the flying double chicken wing.

Did you see the panhandle piledriver put the flying double chicken wing on him!

by Onthegas29 February 21, 2015

Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it. No plan. No plot.

The increased murder rate and subsequent arrest and convictions in this part of the state is due to a large demographic of white trash exhibiting major panhandle behavior.

by LORDSILKY May 18, 2018

Panhandle Cruise

When a friend becomes completely dumpy see dumpy and their anus is cruised into by a friend with a cooking pan's handle. If the friend does not wake up it is completely acceptable for the friend to insert multiple frying pans.

Lauren got completely snackpacked and Kelly made sure she took a panhandle cruise.

The dog fell asleep and we took mom's new frying pan for a panhandle cruise.

My girlfriend got angry when I took her for a panhandle cruise from behind.

by David and Hampton May 2, 2006

Panhandle Cap

Panhandle Cap, originally a fictional character, is now a euphemism for a person who represents any conglomeration of rural American and Western cowboy stereotypes, typically infused with one or more of the following characteristics: 1) a distrust of modern technology, social norms and politics; 2) a tendency to mask hostilities towards certain classes with alcoholism; 3) an inability to differentiate between adults and young children in everyday conversation.

My neighbor is sort of a Panhandle Cap because he tried to give my 8-year old son a whiskey sour in exchange for playing with his toy rattlesnake.

by Dr Fulgap II December 14, 2008

panhandle behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

These people are exhibiting major panhandle behavior here.

by ssdgm May 18, 2018

Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it; No plan, no plot.

Lucy: Rusty said "I'm gonna kill her! and when they ask me if I did it I'm gonna say nope."

Rusty Jr.: That's some Panhandle Behavior right there.

by Ms.RustyJr May 19, 2018