by seriousguy April 28, 2005
condition of the eyebags so severe that they resemble Emperor Palpatine's. Usually prevalant in the morning after a heavy night of drinking alcohol and not much sleep.
by Zhong Yi Herbalist January 5, 2012
A monotheistic religion in which Palpatine from Star Wars is the one and only god. Believers in Palpatinism tend to believe Palpatine is the real good guy and Rey could have taken his tile of the senate.
by Coolcmr00 May 7, 2020
Mounting a shock collar on a female partner and shocking her whilst stimulating her anus. The male partner also has to shout "It's treason then!" For effect.
by Clappedcunt69 December 21, 2018
Emperor Palpatine, aka Huff, is the leader of the dark side of the force, aka the mormon church. He is lethal with a red lightsaber, but his devastating lightning is so powerful he doesn't even need it.
by oljedi July 12, 2005
Giving someone an Emperor Palpatine is similar to a Donkey Punch. During sexual intercourse you shoot them with a stun gun. Bonus points if you scream "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"
Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.
by Emperor Nick September 13, 2010
Rey's real name but illegally changed her name to Rey Skywalker in that one scene at the end where she was talking to an old person with a 6 eyed camel. Rey then looked at the sun and noticed Palpatine standing there, concerned that her daughter is a dumbass.
Kylo Schmuck: Is that Rey Palpatine?
Old Ass Girl: No, that's Rey
Kylo Schmuck: Rey who?
Old Ass Girl: Rey s k y w a l k e r
Old Ass Girl: No, that's Rey
Kylo Schmuck: Rey who?
Old Ass Girl: Rey s k y w a l k e r
by Memerviller September 8, 2021