package anxiety

When you know a package is coming for you, and you can't wait, and you start going crazy, and god for bid it doesn't come.

I am expecting an iPod Touch, and I almost died of package anxiety

by MuffinFlavored October 1, 2007

complete package

1. A literal reference to a packaged good that has all of its parts, all the necessary criteria fulfilled, etc.

2. As slang, a reference to a woman or man who has all the traits that one would desire in a romantic or sexual partner.

3. Less frequently, a reference to a product, like a car, computer program, or almost any other product that has all the desired traits of that given product.

Frequently used as "the complete package".

1. This kit is not lacking any parts, it's the complete package. The package you are purchasing today is complete.

2. Sarah is the complete package; she's intelligent, with a beautiful face, sexy body, and a great personality.

3. Michael's new Mercedes is endowed with a powerful engine, a high crash-test rating, amazing handling, and a luxurious interior. His car is the complete package.

by nom de plume1 July 13, 2009

paekalations

“Bible book of Paeka de Gallo” When you leave rose quartz crystals in a mans car to get him to fall in love with you. 4:44

Girl: Let’s link ;)
Boy: Okay bet
*girl leaves crystal in mans car*
*does the deed*
Boy: Omg I can’t stop thinking about you
Girl: I know, I’ve been reading paekalations

PLS THIS IS A JOKE THO 😭

by Regina Philangeee May 5, 2021

Packard Goose

A kind of duck. Also the name of a Frank Zappa song. This word can also mean a person who has sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shapped like duck lips.

Matheus Leao Moeira was caught shoplifting in brazil and was forced to suck cock. He loved it so much that he sucked so much cock he turned into a packard goose. Jornalisms kinda scary. Fuck you bisexual hypocrite.

by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020

pakaya

Personified meanin of dick in sinhalese..

That pakaya doest stand a chance against me.

by Ibba September 7, 2006

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

by Zupalan January 9, 2019

Packard Bell

Packard Bell, not to be confused with Hewlett-Packard, was an electronics company which manufactured PCs of such terrible quality that its products are aptly referred to as "Packaged Hell." Once you purchased one of their machines, you were stuck with a heap of crap after the motherboard or power supply invariably failed (the company insisted on using odd form factors making sure spare parts were impossible to find). Fortunately, the company ceased selling its crash-happy computers in the U.S. in 2000. Unfortunately, the brand continues to plague the European market.

You: hi sir, I'd like to buy a power supply for an A8550 Packard Bell.
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?

by hgdt43 March 14, 2008