When you're really just being "that" drunk person. Trashed beyond belief, doing things you'll regret that your friend will have to tell you over the phone when you call them tomorrow, confused.
My god she was so PAILED last night, shaking her ass on 4 different coworkers with none of them even knowing and then she passed out with one eye still open after screaming at everyone because she couldn't find her flip flop.
by Valiantsea October 8, 2015
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Get the paireno mug.When one is punished by their boss for performing a selfless act in order to actually help the customer instead of exploiting them for money. Named after Bob Parr from The Incredibles, who was the subject of such a situation.
Person 1: Damn, I just got fired today!
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I told a client a how to exploit a company loophole to successfully claim their insurance payout. They were in serious trouble, so I felt it was right to help them.
Person 2: Damn, you just got Bob Parred, man!
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I told a client a how to exploit a company loophole to successfully claim their insurance payout. They were in serious trouble, so I felt it was right to help them.
Person 2: Damn, you just got Bob Parred, man!
by tainted_razor February 2, 2022
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A Spanish word meaning wall, also an Arabic term similar to an I.E.D, or an improvised explosive device.
"Dang bro, you really threw that Pared into the coffee shop."
"Yeah dude while throwing it, it screamed PARED ALLAKBAR!"
"Yeah dude while throwing it, it screamed PARED ALLAKBAR!"
by PoopIdiotPoopFuck September 28, 2020
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Your horse is 10 lengths clear at the 100m and get's nailed on the line? You've been parred.
Your trotter holds on to win but then gets beaten on protest? You've been parred.
Your greyhound is charging down the outside but gets hit in the head by a duck? You've been parred.
Your trotter holds on to win but then gets beaten on protest? You've been parred.
Your greyhound is charging down the outside but gets hit in the head by a duck? You've been parred.
by The Early Crow August 20, 2018
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