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paisley

is better then u
paisley is just better
by Bazel is better March 28, 2022
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Paisley <3

A kind,funny, amazing person. She is a wonderful girlfriend and can make anyone feel comfortable around her. She can make anybody laugh and stands up for what is right if she can.
Paisley <3 is an amazing person I wish I could be her.
by Apersonidklol May 4, 2022
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Dr. Ian Paisley

1. Someone with a phony doctorate.
2. Religious and politcal leader in Northern Ireland with a phony doctorate and an extremely suspect religion.
Bob: Check out my doctorate in computer science!

Adrian: Wait a minute... this is written on two sheets of toilet paper, and it's signed by you, AND you spelt your own name wrong!

Bob: It's all good!
by Honest Bob January 18, 2005
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paisley

the kindest funniest person you will ever meet. sometimes she doesnt realize how amazing she is. shes a great and supportive friend who will always have your back. Paisley always has the prettiest eyes.
when ever im sad i can count on paisley to give a hug.
by sadie_is_better March 28, 2022
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PAISLEY

A great friend. She is so cute pretty and sweet. She is the most beautiful girl in the world and has a great heart. She is sassy and funny and amazing. I love being around her and she is the light to everyone’s life.
Paisley is amazing
by CUPCAKESUEGAR07 December 1, 2018
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Paisley

Paisley is a meme god that’s extremely smart. She’s a sweat at school and with work. She’s hilarious, and she’s one of a kind. She’s a natural born leader who likes to subtly brag. She’s the best in school. If you find a Paisley, never let her go. She can really help you in the long run. Finally, her favorite game is Mario Kart. Literally any of them. All Paisleys are Nintendo addicts.
Maria: “Do you see that girl over there? She’s such a Paisley.”
Caleeb: “Yeah. I totally agree. Did you see the new meme on her story?”
by lolxdyouthoughthaha November 4, 2019
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paisley

Scots:
1.Ancient term for the communal lavatory situated at the edge of a pre-historic Pictish settlement.

2.Shitehole town outside of Glasgow
I love Club 69, but I can't afford the bus to Shiteho-- sorry, Paisley.
by marka March 9, 2005
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