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Paddy Cripps

The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton
“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”
by Heywattsup April 25, 2022
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paddy cunt

Paddy cunt is the name of a person or friend who is named Ben and is a cunt
Jack thirkill “Ben is such a paddy cunt”
Will Boyle “I thought I was a paddy cunt”
Jack thirkill “ how can you be a paddy cunt when your names will”
by Pajeesh273839 May 18, 2023
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Paddy The Cocker

A floppy eared dog that laughs at humans who need a dictionary originally designed to help define slang, tell them why their name makes them special, despite the fact that the meaning was probably written by someone with the same name.
"Yea you know that dog Paddy The Cocker? He's like woke as fuck!" 🐕
by Straight from Shaolin November 23, 2021
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Paddy The Cocker

A floppy eared dog that laughs at humans who need a dictionary originally designed to help define slang, tell them why their name makes them special, despite the fact that the meaning was probably written by someone with the same name.
"Yea you know that dog Paddy The Cocker? He's like woke as fuck!" 🐕
by Straight from Shaolin November 23, 2021
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Colonel Paddy

Colonel Paddy is how the late Colonel Robin Blair Mayne DSO (Three bars), Africa Star, Légion D'Honneur, Croix De Guerre & Palm, co founder of the SAS is known is his home town of Newtownards, Co. Down. Col. Paddy won numerous other medals during World War II
Robin Blair Mayne born at Newtownards, Co. Down on 11th January 1915 - died in a motoring accident near Newtownards on 14th December 1955. His reputation as a tough man was gained in the Boxing ring (he was the Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion) and on the Rugby field (six caps for the Irish Rugby team and a member of the 1938 British Lions tour). It preceded him wherever he went. He became a legend in his own lifetime. Whenever someone today mentions the name Colonel Paddy many people are able to provide their own anecdote about the man.
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021
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Calling my Paddy

To give a one round notice or to signal that you’ll play one more game. Originating from Patrick Stewart’s promise to give James Corden “One More” before he died on stage back in 2010.
Alright lads, this has been fun but I’m calling my Paddy
by Primaries101 November 18, 2022
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