Paddleboating

(verb)

Similar to 'motorboating', a person rapidly jostles another's chest area with their face. However, in cases where breasts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the 'boating' is a male with defined pecs or gross 'moobs', this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.

"I went to motorboat Joe's girlfriend but I ended up paddleboating her non-existant tits"
"I think Greg was drunk when he decided to paddleboat fat Steve"
"Chris's pecs were so hard I felt like I was paddleboating two boulders"

by Ragehound December 16, 2013

Paddleboat

The act of motorboating a girls ass. Putting your face in between the cheeks and shaking your head while blowing air through your lips to make them slap together.

I paddleboated your mum last night, she loved it.

by L - dog May 28, 2014

Paddleboat

A show of affection to your bros. In which you gentle fondle your bros balls with you fingers and say the word paddleboat.

I went up to my bro and did a paddleboat on his balls

by The-most-dangerous-wanker May 27, 2021

Paddleboat

when you rub your hands between a woman's breasts, motorboat style.

she bent forward toward me, but i was eating a donut and so my mouth was full, so i shoved my hand into her cleavage and paddleboated her.

by The Jello Fetus September 1, 2016

mississippi paddleboat

Having multiple people positioned in a circle completing the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

See Dutch Rudder for the singular and instructions.

Whilst down in the bayou me and the boys from the gator wrestling squad wanted to try the Dutch Rudder, but as there were twelve of us we ended up doing the Mississippi Paddleboat.

by Deconius November 15, 2016

Mongolian paddleboat mutiny

A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.

Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.

by Beezunquette August 8, 2023

Tuskegee Paddleboard

When your partner is on their hands and knees, and you sit on their back and insert foreign items (Hairbrushes, broomsticks, paddles handles) into their anus

“That bitch was digging the Tuskegee Paddleboard”

by SullyIsABitch October 15, 2025