paddling the canoe

The act of female masturbating herself.

I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.

by Randy Smith June 11, 2006

papalini

the coolest fucking italian last name you could ask for

jake: ayeo bet i could treflip that 7 staircase
matt: only cuz ur last name is papalini i aint makin that bet

by papalini July 21, 2020

Pussy paddling

A surfer who paddles for a wave but never catches it, getting in everyone's way and leaving waves unridden.

"Dude, that guy keeps missing every wave!"
" I know he keeps pussy paddling!"

by BigmamaNancy March 25, 2021

Shallow River Paddling

Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.

“Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?

by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010

pedaling pussy

Illegal in most states, yet occurs on daily basis, two definitions....prostitution any female riding a bicycle.....

any females from age 5 to 99 riding a bicycle, call police IMMEDIATLY!!!!!!!

by J_P June 3, 2004

pedaline

a person with hair that looks like pubes

dam girl he looks like a pedaline

by frank trickett August 24, 2007

Paddling

form of friendly wheeling where what you say is supposed to be nice and cute, but no wheeling/ attempting to pick up is intended.
It can said as "paddles" depending on the context.

bob- you're so cute nicole!
steve- you wheeling that?
bob- no, just paddling.

joe- you're soo beautiful.
sam- are you trying to pick me up, or is that just your paddles?

by Tgregsz January 26, 2010