pumpernickel fuck

A weird insult when you’re mad

Friend: Sherry’s cheating on you
Me: Pumpernickel fuck!

by Truffle butter is good December 23, 2017

pumpernickel sauce

a phrase to say when you don't want to swear and it makes other people laugh.

Oh pumpernickel sauce, I can't believe I dropped it again!

by PAB91 April 12, 2011

Pumpernickel Sticks

Common word used to replace any curse word, especially around impressionable youth

Oh, pumpernickel sticks! I thought that was legal!

by Sofya Rostov November 29, 2019

pumpernickel dip hole

While tossing salad an aggressive sucking force is used to give a large hickey to the entire anal area. This rush of blood and bruising will cause the asshole to swell and turn a dark colour. Follow the oral treatment with rough anal intercourse to create a gap and finish with ejaculation into the open cavity. The result will look similar to a pumpernickel and spinach dip appetizer.

After her first experience, Amy wasn't sure she would ever agree to a pumpernickel dip hole every again.

by Long Strong DeJong October 6, 2022

Pumpernickel fuck sex position

The doggy style sex position but when yall are both mad at each other and still wanna fuck.

Wanna do the pumpernickel fuck sex position were both mad and horney so let's pumpernickel fuck her and now.

by SadCandy56 January 25, 2019

pumpernickel pump-off

Pumping off using two warm slices of buttered pumpernickel bread.

"Dude, I was in the bakery yesterday, and I had the best pumpernickel pump-off ever!"

"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"

"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

Pumpernickel Finger-Gun

A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.

Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.

It is a very messy process.

"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 14, 2021