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pt cruiser

An abominably fugly car built on the exact same chassis as a neon, dreamt up by Chrysler officials who decided the company didn't suck enough. Slow, hideous, and ridiculous. I refer to them as "PR Losers."
My drivers ed teacher drives a PT Cruiser because he knows it's so ugly nobody would fail to see it on a street.
by Imus November 22, 2003
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pt cruiser

One VERY poor attempt by an american company to make a mark on the european MPV market by making a smaller, and quite useless car. Although it looks better than some MPV's (Fiat Multipla and Ford Galaxy in example) it just dosen't do the job and is beaten in EVERY OTHER ASPECT.


The typical owner of this crap has only ever owned one old car before, and decide to buy something newer for their twenties, without researching the market to find out just how awful the mechanics of this car are.
Renault Espace is waaaaaaaaay better. Hear that Chrysler? France makes better cars than you.
by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004
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pt cruiser

The ass ugly car adopted by the queer folk for their choice in cars. As far as I'm concerned they deserve it!
Sidney: Ooooh look how cuuutttee!
Elton: How adorable!
by Ben Asstrick December 2, 2003
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pt cruiser bruiser

This is a car game,but instead of spotting volkswagen beetles,you're spotting pt cruisers. When a pt cruiser is spotted,you slug somebody in the car and say 'pt cruiser bruiser red'.
Fred and tom were driving down the interstate and fred spotted a blue pt cruiser. He slugged tom in the arm and hollered 'pt cruiser bruiser blue'.
by tommy got fingered December 7, 2010
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2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser

The 2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser is a demonic car that is made by Chrysler, a company with a reputation for making horrid cars like the 2008 PT Cruiser.
“hey want a ride in my 2008 Chrysler PT cruiser?”
“get a new car dingus”
by Ladnonpro October 19, 2025
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