Midnight pot holing

Usually restricted to times of intense inebriation, foreplay is forgone the decision is taken to go down on her straight away. What you next experience can only be likened to 'pot holing'. You feel like you could take a stroll through her huge vaginal cavity, and it's lined with the sort of growths and protuberances that you need to be wearing a hard hat to protect yourself. The stench is like thousand-year-old stagnant water, preventing you from breathing properly and claustrophobia is only two steps behind you.
The only way to feel clean again after the experience is to shower for two weeks solid in boiling water.
Guy1: Dude, did you REALLY get off with that beast last night?

Guy2: I can't talk about it - it was midnight pot holing in the extreme....
by BigBadJonnyboy August 22, 2011
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happy trail pot hole

when you pull out of a chick and fill her belly up with cum similar to the way a pot hole in the road does when raining
Dude, do you need the dry-vac up on the top bunk?
Actually yes i do, i just happy trail pot hole'ed some bitch up here.
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The pot hole filler

When a woman with an eye patch blows you and right when you're ready to nut, you pull back the eye patch, nut in the socket, and replace the eye patch.
I just gave that one eyed bitch the pot hole filler
by Dark daddy December 19, 2022
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Michigan Pot Hole

After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.
by Keller319 November 06, 2022
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Chilli Pot hole

When One person in sex excretes from his anus into the other beings anus, then does them in the anus with there penis or strap on.
by huev September 15, 2010
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Pot-hole

Hey, you wanna go smoke with Tyler? No way. That dude is a total pot-hole
by LazarusLongHoward December 13, 2022
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Pot hole

Going into a k-hole experience whilst under the influence of weed
'Dude I went into a serious pot hole I thought I was dying'
by Trippyboi October 18, 2015
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