ploize

The phoenetic spelling of "please" spoken with exasperation in an australasian white trash accent.

Made famous by the TV show "Kath and Kim"

Kim "Gee, I dunno, do you think I can get away with this dress?"

Kath "Ploize, that dress hangs down so low in the back I can see your builders crack - and your back doormat could do with a shave by the way. I preferred the other one, it was noice, defferunt, unusual..."

by Jasminenz January 9, 2009

Ploser

Poser and Loser put together in a word. A fake person that doesn't get success in his/her life.

1.He's fake!

2.Yes he's a Ploser!

by DeathMagnetic October 13, 2008

Poised

Poised is used as a synonym for peak or fake

Nah bro thats so poised
That tik tok is is so poised

by Jo284827473 July 31, 2023

poiseful

A mixture of the words "poise" and "graceful".
Usually used in a sarcastic manner(1).
Can also be used in a serious manner(2).

1
person attempts an ice skating move and fails
"that was really poiseful jane! ha ha ha!"

2
person sucesfuly complets a graceful ice skating move
"very poiseful janet"

by canadiniansROCK November 29, 2005

Ploose

A term used to describe an alpha male. Plooses can be found anywhere in modern day culture, but due to their hyper-sexual nature & low self-esteem, they are more likely to be found in social settings. They can readily be picked out by their posturing. Most often these men stand with arms extended outward portraying the "invisible lat" or invisible latissimus dorsi muscle in the arm.

"That guy just shouldered me man!"

"That's not a guy...that's a ploose. Look at him ploosing it up..."

by metropolism39 October 16, 2008

Poisen

What the fuck.

That guy was so Poisenous

by MistahFuckah January 16, 2019

Ploser

Ploser: person who uses plastic.

Dude did you just get a straw. What a fuckin ploser!

by wicked hazel July 20, 2018