stinkhorn phallus

A mushroom of the class basidiomycetes which disturbingly looks like a penis.

I saw a stinkhorn phallus growing in the prairie next to the college that I go to.

by hkghk` December 09, 2007

Epic Phallus

A variation on the common phrase epic fail, where the word fail is substituted with the word phallus. Can be used to describe a penis or just a hilarious failed attempt at something.

Becky rejected Tom's offer to make out last night.
Epic phallus!

by Rohinian January 14, 2010

callous phallus

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.

"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"

by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009

Phallus Pilatus

A pedophile European who lives on-the-run in Thailand, and solicits shemales for sex.

In a dark secluded back alley, Pontius screwed a shemale in the back of his rickshaw.

What a Phallus Pilatus!

by Gargoyle1 May 21, 2008

Phallus Palace

Any party with over a 5:1 boy to girl ratio.

Kjell: God this party is swarming with nothing but cock!

Dan: Yah, its a real phallus palace in here.

Kjell: Lets get the fuck out of here dude!

by Kjell Hanson April 18, 2008

Phallus Revolution

When a large group of people pull out their dicks and storm the castle.
Also can be used in terms of ejaculation ; bukkake

1)Did you see all those people running around with their dicks out?!! It must be a phallus revolution .

2)Why are all those bros busting nut on that chick? Its a little thing called phallus revolution

by badbonham January 09, 2014

Phallus Professor

One whose fascination with the male reproductive organ never ceases.

They constantly create inaccurate diagrams of the body part, usually in their mates workbook for a teacher to find. Anyone who knows someone of this profession should seek mental help for them immediately.

"Trent drew a dick in my workbook the other day". "dude, then he's a phallus professor and there's no saving him".

by we should kill teh bronies September 16, 2015