Pesto Ranch

A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.

Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.

by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020

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peso grande

Someone with great wealth and who attracts numerous women with said wealth, derived from the word 'peso' (Mexican currency) and 'grande' (Spanish for big and/or great).

Guy 1: You'd better talk to that chick quick.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: That 'peso grande' is about to talk to her.
Guy 2: Fuck, I wish I was 'peso grande' too.

by Moerator July 23, 2015

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A pessimist and an optimist. An individual who combines pessimism and optimism into a cohesive worldview that is neither purely negative nor wholly positive. They are distinct from a realist as they do not engage in a pragmatic approach to life. Rather, they are the quintessential happy-sad person.

A pessoptimist is someone who sees the the glass as both half empty and half full, enjoying the fullness as much as despising the emptiness.

by Zek J. Evets December 30, 2016

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Petko

A person with an absolutely enormous cock, with one in million athletic ability, brain capability out of this world and undoubtedly a gorgeous human being.

-wow he is so sexy i want to suck his balls, whilst he penetrates my step-moms asshole!
yeah, he is total Petko.

by enormouscock69 May 14, 2020

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