A process where some cunt you're forced to spend far too much time with sits you down and wastes an hour of your life every year telling you how wonderful they are and how rubbish you are in order to justify their own meaningless existence and make them feel powerful.
The degree of shit you'll receive generally depends on how well you've covered up the cunt's mistakes over the year and also depends on how brown your tongue is from ass licking over the year.
To be treated with utter contempt unless you are a brown tongued ass licker in which case you can fuck off. PS your colleagues hate you.
The degree of shit you'll receive generally depends on how well you've covered up the cunt's mistakes over the year and also depends on how brown your tongue is from ass licking over the year.
To be treated with utter contempt unless you are a brown tongued ass licker in which case you can fuck off. PS your colleagues hate you.
Manager: It's time for your Performance Review
Employee: Woo! I can't wait for this valuable loopback session!
Fast forward for an hour:
Manager: So in summary, you've met all of your objectives all year and been a key member of the team. We're not giving you a pay award however as you've had a haircut that was outside of our dress code and appearance policy and took a day off when your father died and expected to be paid for it.
Employee: Woo! I can't wait for this valuable loopback session!
Fast forward for an hour:
Manager: So in summary, you've met all of your objectives all year and been a key member of the team. We're not giving you a pay award however as you've had a haircut that was outside of our dress code and appearance policy and took a day off when your father died and expected to be paid for it.
by HR_Advisory January 4, 2012
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by HelloPoppet June 8, 2020
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by nycubergeek September 24, 2005
Get the performance award mug.A performance vehicle is any automobile that was built from the factory with speed(performance) in mind. The object of the vehicle is to be quick/fast. Price or where the vehicle was made does not matter only the vehicle's goal is in question.
A performance vehicle is an automobile such as a Ford Mustang GT to a McLaren F1.
Other examples are:
Acura NSX,BMW M5,Toyota Supra,Nissan 300ZX,Mitsubishi 3000GT/GTO,Ford GT,
Dodge Challenger,Chevrolet Corvette.
Other examples are:
Acura NSX,BMW M5,Toyota Supra,Nissan 300ZX,Mitsubishi 3000GT/GTO,Ford GT,
Dodge Challenger,Chevrolet Corvette.
by _WILHELM_ March 28, 2009
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by Charlie Benger-Stevenson July 27, 2008
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"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"
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by herpy August 25, 2011
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Rider 1: Dude, I signed up for the 24-hour race but they price gouged me so bad I don't have money for lights, looks like I'll be hauling my old NiteRider battery on a pull-behind Burley trailer.
Rider 2: Man, don't be stupid. Just go pick up a light under the Performance demo progam and bring it back when you are done.
Rider 2: Man, don't be stupid. Just go pick up a light under the Performance demo progam and bring it back when you are done.
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