by V2MoFro April 9, 2010
Get the S.O.P mug.1. Scared Of Pussy ~ A male who will not have sex with a female due to reasons so trivially inane that the mere mention of said reasons will cause the male in question to be severely teased, roasted, and emotionally lambasted.
If the male in question does not face this fear, he runs the risk of the teasing, roasting, and emotional lambasting in the form of gay jokes.
Once this transformation of teasing is complete, you are no longer scared of pussy; you are craving the cock.
If the male in question does not face this fear, he runs the risk of the teasing, roasting, and emotional lambasting in the form of gay jokes.
Once this transformation of teasing is complete, you are no longer scared of pussy; you are craving the cock.
Mel: Ya'll been together forever now. Why ain't y'all fucking, yet!?
Katie: Chris is S.O.P.!
<group laughs>
Chris: FUCK OUTTA HERE! I'M NOT S.O.P.! She's the one who's scared.
Cook: Yeah... right.
Chris: I'm dead-ass! I AM NOT S.O.P!
<Chris gives everybody a blank stare>
See!? That's it...
<turns to Katie, unbuckling his belt>
<Katie starts laughing>
Katie: What're you doing?!
Chris: I will fuck you right here!
<more laughter>
Chris: I'll show you who's really S.O. whatever!
<more laughter>
Cook: Dude... it's OK. A lot of people are S.O.P., not just you!
<more laughter>
<cook starts singing and the rest join in>
YOU ARE NOT ALOOOOOONE, I AM HERE WITH YOOOOOOOOOU!!
Katie: Chris is S.O.P.!
<group laughs>
Chris: FUCK OUTTA HERE! I'M NOT S.O.P.! She's the one who's scared.
Cook: Yeah... right.
Chris: I'm dead-ass! I AM NOT S.O.P!
<Chris gives everybody a blank stare>
See!? That's it...
<turns to Katie, unbuckling his belt>
<Katie starts laughing>
Katie: What're you doing?!
Chris: I will fuck you right here!
<more laughter>
Chris: I'll show you who's really S.O. whatever!
<more laughter>
Cook: Dude... it's OK. A lot of people are S.O.P., not just you!
<more laughter>
<cook starts singing and the rest join in>
YOU ARE NOT ALOOOOOONE, I AM HERE WITH YOOOOOOOOOU!!
by bigDee48 November 10, 2008
Get the S.O.P. mug.Deprivation of Pussy Syndrome: a disease contracted after prolonged periods of not getting any. Commonly found at places where attractive females are found few and far between, such as any of the service academies, or prison.
Guy 1: Dude, she is SO hot!! I wanna get with her!
Guy 2: Are you serious? she's butt ugly!
Guy 1: Nah man, you're crazy.
Guy 2: Man, I think you're suffering from D.O.P.S.
Guy 2: Are you serious? she's butt ugly!
Guy 1: Nah man, you're crazy.
Guy 2: Man, I think you're suffering from D.O.P.S.
by DaZeusness December 7, 2006
Get the D.O.P.S. mug.While Michele attempted to write her final paper, Cassandra kept asking her to play cards.
Cassandra: "Lets play cards!"
Michele: "You're being a H.O.P.S. right now."
Cassandra: "Lets play cards!"
Michele: "You're being a H.O.P.S. right now."
by ayyyyeeeeoooo July 18, 2010
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what my family has been doing for as long as i can remember, and what they have mastered better than any other race out there. Because of W.O.P.s, Montreal is what it is...PERFECT... just look around ... If it's gorgeous, it's been built by italians!!! Little Italy... a little piece of paradise... WOP's live to work, Italians from Italy work to live.... a WOP is amongst one of the hardest workers out there.
what my family has been doing for as long as i can remember, and what they have mastered better than any other race out there. Because of W.O.P.s, Montreal is what it is...PERFECT... just look around ... If it's gorgeous, it's been built by italians!!! Little Italy... a little piece of paradise... WOP's live to work, Italians from Italy work to live.... a WOP is amongst one of the hardest workers out there.
by ItaloSab May 3, 2006
Get the W.O.P.'s mug.1)"Yo man, I got mad L.O.P.S."
2)"Looks like that guy sitting in the corner is suffering from L.O.P.S, he hasn't talked to a girl all night."
2)"Looks like that guy sitting in the corner is suffering from L.O.P.S, he hasn't talked to a girl all night."
by Blackzilla June 15, 2007
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