Dude, I've had a rough day I think I'm just gonna ostrich for awhile.
Oh man, how embarrassing! I just need to ostrich until she forgets about that!
Oh man, how embarrassing! I just need to ostrich until she forgets about that!
by smrtcookie January 24, 2012
Michael: Did you and sally fuck last night?
James: Yeah, don't tell john though.
Michael: I won't
James: Thanks, that sex was great, but our bed did a ostrich.
James: Yeah, don't tell john though.
Michael: I won't
James: Thanks, that sex was great, but our bed did a ostrich.
by Benis lover February 09, 2022
by jmill69 February 24, 2011
n. pl. ostrich or os·trich·es
1.The fine art of busting on a girl's face beachside, and then proceeding to give the unsuspecting recipient a swift faceplant into the sand.
2.A large, swift-running flightless bird (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long bare neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird.
1.The fine art of busting on a girl's face beachside, and then proceeding to give the unsuspecting recipient a swift faceplant into the sand.
2.A large, swift-running flightless bird (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long bare neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird.
"Danielle's sub-par fallatio skills made her a prime target for the ostrich"
"Although Dee thought she was out of danger, a stealthily peformed Ostrich put her in her place."
"Although Dee thought she was out of danger, a stealthily peformed Ostrich put her in her place."
by :-D April 10, 2003
Like the act of Planking or Owling, the person digs a hole in the ground and places their head inside to resemble an Ostrich with its head in the ground. Which then they take a picture and upload it for their friends to see.
plankingowlingtrendsidoiticostrichostrichingostriched
by Bweizz July 26, 2011
by Rob Walton June 08, 2005