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Ostrich

A:Someone who is not fly at all

B:Someone who doesn't smoke weed. Seeing how Ostriches can't fly, they never get high chu feel?
"I'm a big baller who's real fly, and your just an ostrich breh..."

"I aint gonna date no ostrich bish chu feels?"
by Takeanapimok February 21, 2010
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Ostrich

Another name for the animal "Emu" which sounds closely related to the word "Emo"; Most often used to make fun of the genre of people known as emo or emotional people. Slightly less derogatory
Look at that ostrich, Tanner, taking black and white pictures over there.
by Lex Rough February 7, 2006
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Ostrich

A fat ghetto native american woman with a very overweight upper body and very thin legs resembling and ostrich.
Hey, you see that ostrich standing over by the checkout counter? She's probly gonna pay with her welfare cheques.
by Rod burner October 9, 2014
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Ostrich

Someone who is scared and a pussy. Also someone most likely a female who has a vagina. A nicer way to say pussy.
Damn, he is such a ostrich
I'd love to hit that ostrich.
Look at the ostrich on her.
by Bossree January 10, 2008
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The ostrich

When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind
Brian was at Fuck Pier and gave Jodi The Ostrich.
by BlackMikeMoan August 27, 2013
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the ostrich

the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.
I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert.
by GorillaSalad July 23, 2023
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Ostrichized

The act of becoming excluded from a social grouping through putting your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.

A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.

Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.
Janet found herself ostrichized from the group in the pub, because she refused to acknowledge the reality that John was boffing Julie on the sly.
by ® Andy October 22, 2008
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