Unread Online Syndrome

A temporary fit of anxiety. This is a very common affliction caused when you send a message to someone on MySpace when you see they are online, then sit and wait for them to respond. After a couple of minutes you open your Sent Mail and see that it is still Unread. You have now entered the Unread Online Syndrome. You sit there hoping beyond hope that the message gets opened before he/she logs off, because if not, then who knows how long till the person logs back in. You refresh the page every couple seconds. You check your Inbox anyways, making sure that it isn’t a glitch saying it’s Unread when it’s really not. You begin to feel panic. “Is he/she gonna see that there’s a new message before logging?!?” There is no escape. You have been infected with Unread Online Syndrome and the only cures are if the person finally opens the message or just logs off.

Joey got sick last night. He was on MySpace and for 3 hours he suffered from Unread Online Syndrome before Angel finally wrote him back. But by then it was too late and he was convulsing on the floor.

by Jace555 May 5, 2009

Nintendo Switch Online

A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.

John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"

by VinMannie September 19, 2018

Online Class

The most sinister thing teachers come up with during the pandemic. This takes a massive shit on the freedom of most children and at times takes even longer to do than the 7 fucking hours we spend in regular school. And the ironic part is that teachers don't want us sitting at a computer for so long because it will ruin our eyes and yet hold these things. The only good thing about this is that we won't have to eat the dogshit 7-week-old lunch the school provides while at the same time hearing the utter obnoxiousness that happens inside of the cafeteria.

In my online class experience, It was absolute shit having assigned these assignments that can go on for hours and hours while our english teacher once assigned this long-ass digital chapter book that no one gave two shits to read. And now I'm supposed to be completing my Science work but instead writing an entire definition and taking my anger out on online school in urban dictionary? Indeed I am...

by BonelessJohn May 26, 2020

online crush

a burning desire to be with that one certain person at all times. when you see them you just smile uncontrollably or just hurt like there is no tomorrow because you know that you cant see them or because you most definetly have no chance of being with that person. you can sit in your room for hours or days thinking about them. imagining what life would be like if they were yours or to be able to call them yours. and you hate yourself for loving them so much. you just love that someone so much to the point it hurts. you would do anything to have them hold you. you fall asleep with the last thing on your mind is that guy or girl and there also the first thing you think about when you wake up. and everyday feels like you repeat it because the whole day you just sit there day dreaming about what your life would be like with them. you just think about what you two would do together because yall would own the day and do what ever you two pleased. or you could just lay there cuddling and taking in every detail so you would forget or leave anything out. but then you would finally snap back to reality and realize that its a crush that would never turn into anything else.

thoughts- ¨ why did he have to be my "online crush¨ he would never like me back¨

by Zoe Alyse August 9, 2019

onliner

An onliner is someone who plays CS online and does things which are normally impossible to do on LAN. For example an onliner may HS you while on a ladder or while in mid air. These acts are usually met with agression from players who recieve such ridiculous HS's and thus the term onliner was born.

"Get fuck you stupid onliner, diol"
"Yeah id like to see that online you stupid random"

by Mogga December 16, 2005

online warrior

A competitive video game player who predominantly plays a particular game online, despite that game having a competitive scene that exists more seriously in arcades or in-person.

"Look at that scrub trying to use risky tactics, what is he thinking coming to a tournament like this?"
"That shit only works in lag. He is nothing but an online warrior."

by Meteo2 August 22, 2012

Chronically Online

Someone who is so absorbed into online life and discourse that they become unfamiliar with things off the internet. They may also form opinions/arguments that have no meaning or actual importance/depth outside of the internet and online spaces.

"Yo April has been mostly online since they were 14."

"Man I can tell, she was arguing about the oppression olympics the other day."

"Yeah. That sounds like they've been chronically online."

by jii707 June 19, 2021