Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Open the Church Doors

When fucking doggie style, a girl reaches around and pulls her ass cheeks apart allowing for deeper penetration. This is especially helpful when done by a woman with a big ol' ass.

"Open the church doors baby, I want to give my confession!"

"When she opened the church doors, I think my cock hit her cervix!"

by 'Noke Man August 11, 2008

open the blast doors

To get really, really stoned. To smoke a lot of Marijuana.

Since we are going to the mountains today, we should open the blast doors for sure.

by emit June 11, 2008

To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022

taxicab with the doors open

A phrase used to describe a person who's ears stick straight out from their head (at about a 90-degree angle) and are usually quite large in size as well.

Wow! Look at George W. Bush's ears! He's definitely a taxicab with the doors open!

by I'likea September 29, 2006