Oklahoma Panhandle

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.

A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009

oklahomo

A gay person from Oklahoma.

I met an Oklahomo the other day.

by Justin October 30, 2003

Oolamskullam

After doing something reckless or illegal the person will yell/scream this

After Sid stole the woman’s weave he yelled Oolamskullam bitches

by Big0api420 June 17, 2018

oklahoma drill

A drill during a football practice where 2 players lineup, and run at each other. They try and push each other back as far as possible.

I think I’m going to beat Jack in this Oklahoma drill.

by Derb27 May 2, 2019

Owlaholic

A person who suffers from Owlaholism as defined in the Urban Dictionary.

After months of denying her Owlaholism, Susan finally admitted to herself she was an Owlaholic.
owlaholism owliac {wowl

by Owliac mom March 16, 2011

oopah

What they say in the song TB Saga.

"The man behind the counter said, "Oopah."
"Oopah!"

by NotJoshDun November 17, 2018

Oklahoma Incident

Doodoo Bird comes flying into your house after shitting on your dad's dick and takes a dump on you before humping your laptop with it's stinky dick and then flies off to ascend.

My friend was in an Oklahoma Incident...

by WWW.COMPASS May 3, 2023