Rollin' on the one

Driving slowly so that the needle on your car's tachometer is pointing to the one--or your engine is only doing about 1,000 revs or less. This is usually done in front of a club or party in order to floss your ride and/or stereo system.

Did you see Skip's new whip?
Yeah, he came by the front of the club rollin' on the one so everybody could peep it.

by DBITY December 31, 2008

I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live

Something someone says when they are the #1 fan of someone and would do anything including go broke for someone because they love them sooooooooo much like so much they’re the biggest fans ever cyammon usually this persons name is J*d but I guess it could differ sometimes but not always

Mary: “how?”
Jada Pinkett Smith: “I can help you with that”
“I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live.”

by Robertpaulsonissoamazing March 20, 2021

Rollin’ on the Hot One

The act of starting or engaging in a much-anticipated activity.

Hey, we missed the last train to Timbuktu, but we can road trip there instead! Let’s get rollin’ on the hot one!

by Darktowerfan September 7, 2022

Two in the palm—one on the schlong

When your girl has your balls in one hand and the other on your dick

Bro we got home from the club and she put two in the palm—one on the schlong.

by Joetren December 14, 2019

Land one on the beach

To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.

Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!

by Sall Matsaulu August 30, 2009

one on the way

Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.

"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"

Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."

by Nick D July 19, 2004

On to the next one

When you are trying to hook up with a girl and she isn't showing any interest so, you move on to the next one.

BRO(1): Bro, this girl taking this bate?!
BRO(2): Don't even trip Bro, on to the next one!

by Doshcokycoyo March 24, 2010