On the Rag Again

A phoney-bologna fake made up song, sung to the Willy Nelson song, "On the Road Again".

♪On the rag again!♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again!!♪

♪The life I love is making music with my (menstrual) pads♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪

♪On the rag again,♪
♪See those bloody tampons swirling down the toliet!♪

♪She's a fucked-up friend♪
♪Keeps insisting that those panty liners keep coming...keep coming!♪

♪On the rag again,♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again,♪
♪The life I love is making music with the head,♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪

by Telephony July 28, 2016

bitch on the rag

A woman who is on her period, someone who complains a lot or is complaining.

Kid was complaining to me about that ditch weed like a bitch on the rag.

by Jarrett Q August 8, 2006

Puerto Rican hooker on the rag

Shot of Clamato/tomato juice, shot of tequila, followed with shot of pickle juice as chaser.

Yeah, Puerto Rican hookers are great, but have you ever had a Puerto Rican hooker on the rag?

by Patayter tots January 20, 2021

Stripper on the rag

In kitchen slang, this is what an expediter or chef calls out when a customer orders a strip steak cooked rare.

Waiter: Table number 3 just ordered a strip steaks cooked rare.
Chef: Calling out table 3, 1 stripper on the rag.

by ChefJason August 18, 2010

On The Laugh Rag

A term used to describe those rare days where everything you say is funny.

Jane was at that special time of the month where everything she said was just hilarious. She was so on the laugh rag.

by Graham Nolan August 23, 2006

on the rags

a woman's menstrual period

It was then to my horror I realised that this fat, disgusting, smelly, gargantuan troll was on the rags...how did I know this? Well looking into the mirror I saw
that I was now the proud owner of my own crimson goatee!!!!!

by Glen Morangie September 17, 2005