Omni middle school 

Omni is full of hoes,sex,drugs,lots of July’s,bully’s,mean teachers,bad teachers,and that 1% on normal people,

Me:hey whatcha doing

Girl#1:umm tf
Girl#2:do I know you

Me:it’s omni middle school the schools rly big

Omni middle school by Thats-the-tEa-SiS May 1, 2019

Omni middle school 

Wack ass school with staff who don't do shit, girls who all simp for one mop haired emo kid, and boys who say some of the most racist, homophobic, disgusting, inhuman, gut wrenching shit you will ever hear. The white kids here ghettoer than the ghetto and the cafeteria which serves wet, thrown-up patties in between two slices of the dryest, most tasteless pieces of bread a human has ever tasted.

Anyone else: “omg you go to omni middle school? I have you in my prayers.”
1% of sane kids: “thanks, i nee-“
Lauren: “GeReEeEe🥺”

Omni middle school by Wifebeater2000 June 2, 2022

skibidi sigma omni 

a sigma who is skibidi and its omni

he is a skibidi sigma omni

skibidi sigma omni by brehmoment June 5, 2024

omnissiah 

The Machine God, also known as the Omnissiah or Deus Mechanicus, is the supernatural entity worshipped by the Tech-priests and other servants of the Adeptus Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe.

For many in the Imperium of Man, this belief conflicts with the orthodox theology of the Imperial Cult where the only god of humanity is the Emperor of Mankind. But since the Adeptus Mechanicus is vital to the survival of the Imperium, conflict over this issue is often avoided by the Mechanicus' willing conflation in its theology of the Machine God's avatar in the physical world, the Omnissiah, with the Emperor Himself.

This compromise truly satisfies neither believers in the Cult Mechanicus or the Imperial Cult, but it keeps the peace between the two faiths and the wider Imperium functioning.

"My computer keeps getting weird errors."
"Have you tried praying to the Omnissiah?"

omnissiah by comofo April 4, 2019

Omnishambles 

A person or situation that looks like a fuck up from all possible angles.

Originally coined in S03E01 of The Thick of It:

Not only have you got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school in a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental. Jesus Christ, see you, you're a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.

– Malcolm Tucker

Omnishambles by arthurdent November 29, 2012

Omnisexual 

Omnisexuality is fairly similar to a person who identify's as pansexual, but a little different. An omnisexual person does identify themselves and other's as a gender, rather than being gender-blind like a pansexual person would. Omnisexual people have an attraction to all gender's, but tend to like one gender more than the rest.

Person: Hey uh... I'm coming out as omnisexual!...
Person's friend: Huh? What does that mean?
Person: It means I like all genders, but I like one gender the most, which is girls. *smirks*
Person's friend:Oh.... cool haha!

Omnisexual by peachy.cloud April 30, 2020

Omnisexual 

Omnisexual people are similar to pansexual people.

Pansexual people are known as “gender blind” which means they look past the persons gender and look just at the person themselves.

Omnisexual people take in account of the persons gender and sway toward one, but they don’t really care in the long run.

Friend: Can I ask a question?
Me: Sure, go ahead.
Friend: What’s your sexuality? I think I’m bicurious.
Me: Cool. I’m omnisexual.
Friend: Awesome! How can you tell?
Me: Well, I’m attracted to any gender, but I sway more toward guys. I don’t really mind their gender, though.
Friend: That’s pretty cool.

Omnisexual by Goldeneye the Furry December 8, 2018